I am trying to get a job on an offshore oil rig can some give some advice on where to go to get started?

make sure your a swimmer. Make sure your not allergic to oil.


Fly to England, then go to Aberdeen in Scotland, jump off the Pier and start swimming due north east. Allowing for currents and wind you should reach the first oil rig two hours out. See Albert on the rig, tell him I sent you and that your willing to learn. If he don't hire you jump overboard and swim 5 miles north to rig kl, see Albert's nephew, tell him I sent you .If he don't want you swim back to Aberdeen, fly back home, and choose sump thing different.